You guys wanna see something funny
July 13, 2008 – 5:49 pm
Remember when I told you Kelly was my first shoot? Well, technically she was not. Technically these girls were. I wanted to get into porn and I didn’t know I could find girls that are hot to fuck on film so I found these two. All I had to go by was a couple of pics they emailed me. They looked OK. Then they got there and they looked like this. My poor Uncle Roger was who I hired to do one of them. He didn’t bat an eyelash. Stuck his dick right in there. 
We laugh about that to this day.
These girls are related. The older one is the aunt of the younger one. Surprise!!! They’re from Alabama.
Now, in their defense, they were both nice girls so I don’t want to trash them too much. And, some guys are into plumpers. But you all will NEVER see the video I shot of these two. Not that you would want to anyway.
I was sifting through the 500 GB if crap on my hard drive and came across these so I thought I’d share them.
I think I might have some new meat for you guys too. I met this stunningly beautiful 28 year old blonde single mom at the bars on friday night. Told her and her friends what I do, they all just kind of chuckled. A little bit later the took me aside and said she has always wanted to try a porn movie. She’s so pretty. I’m seriously thinking about asking her out on a date after we shoot. Not sure what we’d tell the grandkids about how me met if we got married but what the hell, figure I’ll give it a shot. Her friend then said that if the hot one did it, she’d do it too. her friend is from out of town though so it may take some time before she comes back and shoots.
I also have this cute 18 year old who emailed me today. She’s broke. Needs cash. She’s not so keen on the anal as she’s never done it before but I’m working on her. Very cute girl. God, I love this country.
Then, I have Lea who I already introduced to you. She is a stickler for an STD test. Mine was supposed to be back on Saturday but it wasn’t done. So, hopefully it’ll be done tomorrow and I can get her squirming on my bed soon.
That’s it. Hope you all had a great weekend. Don’t forget to buy some porn from “Honey I AssFucked Your Daughter” before you go to bed. Great whackoff material in there.
4 Responses to “You guys wanna see something funny”
You should put them on online as a freebie. At the very least the sets will be entertaining to watch…lol
By Joe on Jul 14, 2008
Yeeaaah… the look on your Uncle Roger’s face sort of say’s it all really:-)
Business has picked right back up then Steve. I hope you manage to shoot with the blonde 28 yr old, single mom. Especially after you’ve given her such a build up! And another 18 yr old again, so soon. Fantabulous! Perhaps she’ll see sense and offer up her anal cherry for some cold, hard, cash:-)
By James on Jul 15, 2008
Man, I really hope that 28 year old mom shoots. She is soooo cute. I hope I don’t over sell her and then have you guys disappointed. I’m just saying, for a real life girl willing to do me on film…man….she is just so cute. She’ll probably have a body full of tattoos and droopy pussy lips.
God I hope not.
By admin on Jul 15, 2008
I can live with any tatt’s. They seem to be pretty common among women now anyway. There’s nothing wrong with droopy pussy lips Steve, something for you to play with while your doing her. Its if she has dangling tit’s hitting her knee’s, that you want to worry about!
By James on Jul 15, 2008