One Man's Fantasy

Joke From Uncle Roger

My uncle sent me this today.  Pretty funny and appropriate for my material. 

 A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
She starts talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets.
She tries to talk him into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items the bar:

A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

“First, put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.”

So,the boyfriend,trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue . salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys … smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.

He thinks … this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it ….  

In one second the sharp lime taste hits …  

At two seconds the Baileys curdles .  

At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits.

At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.  

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint

his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.  

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, “Jesus, what do you
call that drink?”

She smiles widely at him and says,  

“Blow Job Revenge.”