Oh Steve. Such delightful banter:-) I shall indeed, chill the fuck out, neck an ice cold pint of Stella… only old men in flat cap’s drink “Bitter” and Madonna, watch some rugby or football… not soccer (cricket’s wank), can’t stand tea or coffee but I’ll have another pint of Stella or 12 and “Honour” Queenie with a two fingered salute, and say “that’s fuckin’ shit hot” way to often.

Not all of us are Hugh Grant or Dick Van Dyke in “Mary Poppins”. Some are pure working class shite. It’s good to be a Brit and hated by the rest of the World!

Good day, Sir.